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Tweak says, "*grins* HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE"

elfbrey (aubreylaine) wrote,
@ 2010-04-02 10:58:00

acclaimed spam/anon

This is a post specifically for Alfredbug to be a tool in. Also, Junie's marriage proposals.

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	alfielaine 2008-05-20 03:03 pm UTC (link)
	"We'll make a really glittery snow man!" Morrissey said. "Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" August said. "That would be more brilliant and politically correct." "I know," Morrissey said. "We can make a snow wallaby. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics." (Reply to this)

i'm trying to imagine how to fight boganly hang on

alfielaine
2008-05-20 03:14 pm UTC (link)

The man struck endlessly, and Alfie barely raised his cast-iron frypan to meet the attack. They fought long and boganly until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.

At last, Alfie found himself forced to one knee, the man's cast-iron frypan pressed to his ridikaluz inner ear. "I am David Bowie of Glorious Castle," he said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Zesty Egg cup. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you on a bridge."

But Alfie had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up his cast-iron frypan with a twist, overpowered David Bowie and pinned him to the ground. "What say you now?" Alfie said, looking down upon him.

David Bowie's poofy hair shimmered like some cat from Japan, he could lick 'em by smiling. "I have underestimated you, Alfie. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."

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with broken beer bottles and metallica playing, of course. and a mullet wig. don't forget the wig. -

aubreylaine, 2008-05-20 03:17 pm UTC

swooooit -

alfielaine, 2008-05-20 03:21 pm UTC

	alfielaine 2008-05-20 03:16 pm UTC (link)
	Enter Alfie David Bowie appears above at a window Alfie: But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks? It is the cast-iron frypan, and David Bowie is the bug. Arise, glorious bug, and poke the sassy egg cup. See, how he leans his eyeball upon his inner ear! O, that I were a glove upon that inner ear, That I might touch that eyeball! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	alfielaine 2008-05-20 03:20 pm UTC (link)
	there's one where i eat cake i find on some random path and turn into a woman and sleep with david bowie. i just felt like telling you what happened was more hilarious than posting it. (Reply to this)

	alfielaine 2008-05-20 03:21 pm UTC (link)
	but it DID end like this: They spent the night having entirely zesty sex, until the cake wore off suddenly. Everything was rather awkward after that. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	LMAO I CAN'T EVEN DEAL ANYMORE alfielaine 2008-05-20 03:24 pm UTC (link)
	"I'm just not sassy," said Alfie. "Not as sassy as the time we poked on a bridge." David Bowie nodded carefully. "We were brilliant back in those days." (Reply to this) (Thread)

	alfielaine 2008-05-20 03:31 pm UTC (link)
	I'M NOT YOUR FATASS DOG OKAY >:O (Reply to this)