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elfbrey (aubreylaine) wrote,
@ 2010-04-02 10:58:00

acclaimed spam/anon

This is a post specifically for Alfredbug to be a tool in. Also, Junie's marriage proposals.

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	alfielaine 2008-04-04 01:17 pm UTC (link)
	it's a great little novlay & it's called snow white and the seven little dwarfies (Reply to this) (Thread)

aubreylaine, 2008-04-04 01:18 pm UTC

	alfielaine 2008-04-04 01:18 pm UTC (link)
	HERE WE GO (Reply to this)

	alfielaine 2008-04-04 01:19 pm UTC (link)
	once upon a time, there was a beautiful young princess who lived in a beautiful castlay at the side of a beautiful lake fulla beautiful fish. (Reply to this)

	alfielaine 2008-04-04 01:20 pm UTC (link)
	s'pretty borin, innit. (Reply to this)

	alfielaine 2008-04-04 01:20 pm UTC (link)
	I'VE GOT A BETTER ONE FOR YA (Reply to this)

	alfielaine 2008-04-04 01:21 pm UTC (link)
	once upon a time (like last week) there was this chick, right, who was a real spunk, and her name was sheryl white. (Reply to this)

	alfielaine 2008-04-04 01:22 pm UTC (link)
	right?? but all the blokes called her snow white, cause whenever they asked her out, she'd say "S'NOW WAY!" (Reply to this)

	alfielaine 2008-04-04 01:22 pm UTC (link)
	classic. (Reply to this)

	alfielaine 2008-04-04 01:25 pm UTC (link)
	snow white looked like this: barbie bit of a spunk, hay. (Reply to this)

	alfielaine 2008-04-04 01:26 pm UTC (link)
	(pretty flexible too) (Reply to this)

	alfielaine 2008-04-04 01:27 pm UTC (link)
	SO ANYWAY, snow white lived in a one bedroom flat with her cousins, the seven little bogans (Reply to this)

	alfielaine 2008-04-04 01:28 pm UTC (link)
	there was lazy, dribbly, dopehead, prof (cause he finished year 9), basher, and kev, and they all worked down at luna park on the dodgems, right (Reply to this)

	alfielaine 2008-04-04 01:29 pm UTC (link)
	and they all reckoned snow white was a top bird, and she liked them so much she used to make em psketti on toast every night! (Reply to this)

	alfielaine 2008-04-04 01:31 pm UTC (link)
	everyone loved snow white, except the wicked old dragonnnn dragon dragon dragonnnn who worked in the fish n chip shop AND lived in the flat next door (Reply to this)

	alfielaine 2008-04-04 01:31 pm UTC (link)
	she hated snow white so much she would only give her 80 cents worth of chips when snow white really ordered a buck fifty's worth! (Reply to this)

	alfielaine 2008-04-04 01:32 pm UTC (link)
	every day, she would look down into the chip bowl and say, "mirror mirror in the fat, who's the spunkiest chick in the block of flats?" (Reply to this)

	alfielaine 2008-04-04 01:33 pm UTC (link)
	AND the chip fat would say "NOT YOU, YA UGLY COW. SNOW WHITE'S GROUSE, AND YOU'RE SHAPED LIKE THE SIDE OF A HOUSE!" (Reply to this)

	alfielaine 2008-04-04 01:35 pm UTC (link)
	this made the old dragon mad, chucked a spazz, right, and when snow white dropped in for her usual passiona, minimum chips and chiko roll.... the dragon offered her a FREE DIMMY. (Reply to this)

	alfielaine 2008-04-04 01:35 pm UTC (link)
	BUT it was POISONED, right (Reply to this)

	alfielaine 2008-04-04 01:37 pm UTC (link)
	and on her way home, snow white collapsed right out the front of social security! (Reply to this)

	alfielaine 2008-04-04 01:37 pm UTC (link)
	lucky for her tho, LOOK OUT, her case manager, who was a dead set spunk, and who happened to be called poida (Reply to this)

	alfielaine 2008-04-04 01:38 pm UTC (link)
	was on his way to the pub for lunch! he saw snow white in the doorway and thought "gee, she's a bit of a spunk. i reckon she'd be my perfect girl if she didnt have that poison dimmy stuck in her throat." (Reply to this)

	alfielaine 2008-04-04 01:39 pm UTC (link)
	so over he went and give her a pat on the back and the dimmy went PCHOOOOOO flyin out, right (Reply to this)

	alfielaine 2008-04-04 01:39 pm UTC (link)
	snow white was so grateful, they had a bit of a pash. (Reply to this)

	alfielaine 2008-04-04 01:40 pm UTC (link)
	which was a bit alright, i reckon ^_^ (Reply to this)

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